Anyone who knows anything is envied by someone.
Let
$K (x,y) = x \text{ knows } y$
$E (x,y) = x \text{ is envied by } y$
I feel like anyone who knows "anything" is supposed to refer to anyone who knows everything, but apparently I'm wrong? Please help!
"Anything" requires care in quantifying, and your confusion about why anything should mean everything, that's good intuition. Because anything doesn't always mean everything.
What we want to say is something of the form: given all people $x$, if there exists something $y$ such that $x$ knows $y$, then $x$ is envied by someone $z$.
$$\forall x\Big(\exists y\big(K(x,y)\big) \to \exists z\big(E(x, z)\big)\Big)$$
Domain of discourse of $x$, $z$: all people. Domain of $y$: all things that can be known.