I am able to work out the double integral
$$\int_0^b \int_0^a \sqrt{x^2+y^2} dx dy $$ with brute-force (i.e. integrating $x$, then $y$) to arrive at the close-form result
$$\frac13ab\sqrt{a^2+b^2} +\frac16a^3\sinh^{-1}\frac ba +\frac16 b^3 \sinh^{-1}\frac ab$$
which has the expected parity between $a$ and $b$. However, it gets unwieldy to tackle the triple-integral extension $$\int_0^c \int_0^b \int_0^a \sqrt{x^2+y^2+z^2} dx dy dz$$ this way and I am unable to slug it out. Does anyone know the corresponding close-form expression for the triple version?
You can refer to J.M. Borwein's box integral
\begin{gather*} \int_0^c\int_0^b\int_0^a\dfrac{1}{\sqrt{x^2+y^2+z^2}}{\rm\,d}x{\rm\,d}y{\rm\,d}z\\ = \begin{array}{r} ab\ln\left(\frac{c}{\sqrt{a^2+b^2}}+\sqrt{1+\frac{c^2}{a^2+b^2}}\right)\\ +ac\ln\left(\frac{b}{\sqrt{a^2+c^2}}+\sqrt{1+\frac{b^2}{a^2+c^2}}\right) +bc\ln\left(\frac{a}{\sqrt{b^2+c^2}}+\sqrt{1+\frac{a^2}{b^2+c^2}}\right)\\ -\frac{a^2}{2}\arctan\left(\frac{bc}{a\sqrt{a^2+b^2+c^2}}\right)-\frac{b^2}{2}\arctan\left(\frac{ac}{b\sqrt{a^2+b^2+c^2}}\right)-\frac{c^2}{2}\arctan\left(\frac{ab}{c\sqrt{a^2+b^2+c^2}}\right) \end{array}\\ \\ \\ \int_0^c\int_0^b\int_0^a\sqrt{x^{\overset{\,}{2}}+y^2+z^2}{\rm\,d}x{\rm\,d}y{\rm\,d}z\\ = \begin{array}{r} \frac{abc}{4}\sqrt{a^2+b^2+c^2}+\frac{ab\left(a^2+b^2\right)}{6}\ln\left(\frac{c}{\sqrt{a^2+b^2}}+\sqrt{1+\frac{c^2}{a^2+b^2}}\right)\\ +\frac{ac\left(a^2+c^2\right)}{6}\ln\left(\frac{b}{\sqrt{a^2+c^2}}+\sqrt{1+\frac{b^2}{a^2+c^2}}\right) +\frac{bc\left(b^2+c^2\right)}{6}\ln\left(\frac{a}{\sqrt{b^2+c^2}}+\sqrt{1+\frac{a^2}{b^2+c^2}}\right)\\ -\frac{a^4}{12}\arctan\left(\frac{bc}{a\sqrt{a^2+b^2+c^2}}\right)-\frac{b^4}{12}\arctan\left(\frac{ac}{b\sqrt{a^2+b^2+c^2}}\right)-\frac{c^4}{12}\arctan\left(\frac{ab}{c\sqrt{a^2+b^2+c^2}}\right) \end{array}\\ \\ \\ \int_0^c\int_0^b\int_0^a\bigg(x^2+y^2+z^2\bigg)^{\frac{3}{2}}{\rm\,d}x{\rm\,d}y{\rm\,d}z\\ = \begin{array}{r} \frac{2abc\left(a^2+b^2+c^2\right)}{15}\sqrt{a^2+b^2+c^2}+\frac{ab\left(9a^4+10a^2b^2+9b^4\right)}{120}\ln\left(\frac{c}{\sqrt{a^2+b^2}}+\sqrt{1+\frac{c^2}{a^2+b^2}}\right)\\ +\frac{ac\left(9a^4+10a^2c^2+9c^4\right)}{120}\ln\left(\frac{b}{\sqrt{a^2+c^2}}+\sqrt{1+\frac{b^2}{a^2+c^2}}\right)\\ +\frac{bc\left(9b^4+10b^2c^2+9c^4\right)}{120}\ln\left(\frac{a}{\sqrt{b^2+c^2}}+\sqrt{1+\frac{a^2}{b^2+c^2}}\right)\\ -\frac{a^6}{30}\arctan\left(\frac{bc}{a\sqrt{a^2+b^2+c^2}}\right)-\frac{b^6}{30}\arctan\left(\frac{ac}{b\sqrt{a^2+b^2+c^2}}\right)-\frac{c^6}{30}\arctan\left(\frac{ab}{c\sqrt{a^2+b^2+c^2}}\right) \end{array} \end{gather*}