I'm looking for easy proofs (or just an easy proof) of the following statement:
Let X be a hyperbolic Riemann surface, i.e., $X$ is a Riemann surface and the universal covering of $X$ is the complex upper half plane. Then the fundamental group of X is non-abelian.
One could resort to several different proofs:
Compute the fundamental group. This is a standard computation. (This is too "difficult" though.)
Use that X is algebraic and the complex upper half plane isn't. Therefore, its fundamental group is an infinite subgroup of PSL$_2(\mathbf R)$.
Anything else?
The simplest method may be to observe that there exist surjections onto 'easier' non-abelian groups. For instance, the inclusion of $\Sigma_g$ into a handlebody of genus $g$ induces an epimorphism
$\pi_1\Sigma_g\to F_g$
where the latter is the free group of rank $g$. Of course, the existence of any non-abelian $g$-generator group implies the non-abelian-ness of $F_g$.