Let $f(z)$ be an entire function so that,
$$ \int \frac{|f(z)|}{1 + |z|^3} dA(z) < \infty$$
where the integral is taken over the entire complex plane. Show that $f$ is a constant.
I believe that the idea is to use the mean value property; that is:
$$f(z) = \frac{1}{\pi\delta^2}\int_{D(z, \delta)}f(w)dA(w)$$
and then do some manipulation to relate the two integrals. But I'm not sure otherwise how to proceed. Can anyone help?
You can use Cauchy's integral formula to show that $f^{(2)}=0$. Given $w\in \mathbb C$, take $r\geq\max\{1,2|w|\}$. Let $C_r$ be the circle with radius $r$ centered at $0$. Then $$f^{(2)}(w)=\frac{1}{\pi i}\int_{C_r}\frac{f(z)}{(z-w)^3}\,dz,$$
so $$|f^{(2)}(w)|\leq \frac1\pi \int_0^{2\pi}\frac{|f(re^{i\theta})|}{r^3-|w|^3}r\,d\theta\leq \frac3\pi\int_{0}^{2\pi}\frac{|f(re^{i\theta})|}{1+r^3}r\,d\theta.$$
The last inequality follows because $r\geq1$ and $r\geq2|w|$, so that
$$r^3-|w|^3\geq\frac78r^3>\frac13(r^3+r^3)\geq\frac13(1+r^3).$$
By integrating with respect to $r$ from $c=\max\{1,2|w|\}$ to $\infty$, $$\int_c^\infty |f^{(2)}(w)|\,dr\leq \frac3\pi\int_c^\infty\int_0^{2\pi}\frac{|f(re^{i\theta})|}{1+r^3}r\,d\theta\,dr=\frac3\pi\int_{|z|\geq c}\frac{|f(z)|}{1+|z|^3}\,dA(z)<\infty,$$
which implies $f^{(2)}(w)=0$, and $w$ was arbitrary.
Once you know $f^{(2)}=0$ you have $f(z) = az+b$ for constants $a$ and $b$, and $a$ must be zero for $\displaystyle{\int_\mathbb{C}\dfrac{|az+b|}{1+|z|^3}\,dA(z)}$ to converge.