According to theory, a continuous probability function is $f:\mathbb R\rightarrow\mathbb R$, such that $f$ is continuous and the improper integral of it is $1$. Moreover the function is never negative. The concept makes sense in that these distributions can be thought of as a limit as discrete RVs are summed.
So far so good... But then the words "let $x_1,...,x_n$ be a sample from a contiuous probability distribution" are uttered. This to me sounds a bit mythical, I don't think there is any way we could sample a continuous distribution.
What actually is the appropriate meaning of such sentences?
There is no "appropriate meaning". You are missing nothing. This is not meant to have any exact real-world meaning but is instead a mathematical idealization.
The completely rigorous meaning from a purely mathematical perspective is that $x_1,\dots,x_n$ are random variables on some probability space which are independent and have the given continuous distribution function $f$. That is, for any $r_1,\dots,r_n\in\mathbb{R}$, the probability that $x_i<r_i$ is true for all $i=1,\dots,n$ is $\prod_{i=1}^n\int_{-\infty}^{r_i} f(x)dx$.