This is inspired on a few joke videos I've seen. For instance, in one of them you're trying to solve
$$ 8x = 1$$
over the reals. Instead of dividing both sides by $8$, you can transform it into something like
$$ (x) 2^2 + (2x) 2 - 1 = 0$$
and then applying the quadratic formula on the $2$:
$$ 2 = \dfrac{-2x \pm \sqrt{4x^2-4(x)(-1)}}{2x}$$
$$ 2 = \dfrac{ (2x) \left(-1 \pm \sqrt{1+\dfrac{1}{x}} \right)}{2x}$$
Since $2 > 0$
$$ 2 = -1 + \sqrt{1+\dfrac{1}{x}} $$
Adding $1$ on both sides and then squaring
$$ 9 = 1 + \dfrac{1}{x}$$
Subtracting $1$ on both sides and multiplying by $x$
$$ 8x = 1$$
and then dividing both sides by $8$ (lol), we have
$$ x = \dfrac{1}{8}$$
Since its a joke, its clearly useless and improductive applying the quadratic formula on the $2$.
So my question is: is there a problem in which applying the quadratic formula on a constant is actually a "good looking" way of solving it?
Actually, it doesn't matter if its a constant. It would be cool enough if it is being applied in a very unusual and unexpected way to actually solve something.
Not too seriously, either, but suppose the problem is solving the equation in $\,x\,$ over the reals:
$$ x^3 + \pi x^2 + (3 \pi - 2) x + \pi^2 - 4 = 0 $$
This is a cubic equation which can be solved in radicals, but the calculations are tedious.
For a shortcut, instead, consider it as a quadratic equation in the constant $\,\pi\,$:
$$ \pi^2 + x (x + 3) \pi + x^3 - 2 x - 4 = 0 $$
The discriminant turns out to be:
$$ \Delta = x^2(x+3)^2 - 4(x^3 - 2x - 4)=x^4 + 2x^3 + 9x^2+ 8x + 16 = (x^2+x+4)^2 $$
Therefore, the roots in $\,\pi\,$ are:
$$ \pi_{1,2} = \frac{1}{2}\left(-x(x+3) \pm (x^2+x+4)\right) = \begin{cases}-x + 2\\-x^2 -2x -2\end{cases} $$
It follows that the LHS of the equation factors as:
$$ (\pi - \pi_1)(\pi - \pi_2) = (\pi + x - 2)(\pi + x^2 + 2x + 2) $$
The second factor is $\,(x+1)^2 + \pi + 1 \gt 0\,$, so the only real root is $\,x=-\pi+2\,$.