These days, the standard way to present differential calculus is by introducing the Cauchy-Weierstrass definition of the limit. One then defines the derivative as a limit, proves results like the Leibniz and chain rules, and uses this machinery to differentiate some simple functions such as polynomials. The purpose of my question is to see what creative alternatives people can describe to this approach. The nature of the question is that there is not going to be a single best answer. I have several methods that I've collected which I'll put in as answers to my own question.
It's not reasonable to expect answers to include an entire introductory textbook treatment of differentiation, nor would anyone want to read answers that were that lengthy. A sketch is fine. Lack of rigor is fine. Well known notation and terminology can be assumed. It would be nice to develop things to the point where one can differentiate a polynomial, since that would help to illustrate how your method works and demonstrate that it's usable. For this purpose, it suffices to prove that if $n>0$ is an integer, the derivative of $x^n$ equals $0$ at $0$ and equals $n$ at $1$; the result at other nonzero values of $x$ follows by scaling. Doing this for $n=2$ is fine if the generalization to $n>2$ is obvious.
Definition:
Given a function $x(t)$, consider any point $P=(a,x(a))$ on its graph. Let the function $\ell(t)$ be a line passing through $P$. We say that $\ell$ cuts through $x$ at $P$ if there exists some real number $d>0$ such that the graph of $\ell$ is on one side of the graph of $x$ for all $a-d < t < a$, and is on the other side for all $a < t < a+d$.
Definition (Marsden):
A line $\ell$ through $P$ is said to be the line tangent to $x$ at $P$ if all lines through $P$ with slopes less than that of $\ell$ cut through $x$ in one direction, while all lines with slopes greater than $P$'s cut through it in the opposite direction.
Definition:
The derivative of a function is the slope of its tangent line at a given point.
Theorem (Livshits):
The derivative of $t^k$ is $kt^{k-1}$, for $k=1, 2, 3, \ldots$
It suffices to prove that the derivative equals $k$ when evaluated at $t=0$ and $1$. The result at $t=0$ holds for even $n$ by symmetry, and for odd $n$ by application of the definition.
It remains to prove the result at $t=1$. The proposed tangent line at $(1,1)$ has the equation $\ell(t)=k(t-1)+1$, so what we need to prove is that the polynomial $t^k-[k(t-1)+1]$ is greater than or equal to zero throughout some region around $t=1$. We will prove that it is $\ge 0$ for $t \ge 0$.
Suppose that $\ell$ crosses $t^k$ at the point $(t,t^k)$. Then the slope of $\ell(t)$ is $k$, so we must have \begin{equation*} \frac{t^k-1}{t-1} = k. \end{equation*} The left-hand side is given by $Q(t)=\sum_{j=0}^{k-1}t^j$. Where do we get $Q(t)=k$? Clearly we have a solution for $t=1$, since there are $k$ terms, each equal to $1$. For $t>1$, all the terms except the constant one are greater than $1$, so there can't be any solution. For $0 \le t < 1$, all the terms except the constant one are positive and less than $1$, so again there can't be any solution. This completes the proof.
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