I was just reading about the Banach–Tarski paradox, and after trying to wrap my head around it for a while, it occurred to me that it is basically saying that for any set A of infinite size, it is possible to divide it into two sets B and C such that there exists some mapping of B onto A and C onto A.
This seems to be such a blatantly obvious, intuitively self-evident fact, that I am sure I must be missing something. It wouldn't be such a big deal if it was really that simple, which means that I don't actually understand it.
Where have I gone wrong? Is this not a correct interpretation of the paradox? Or is there something else I have missed, some assumption I made that I shouldn't have?
That's not what the paradox says. It says that you can take the unit ball in $\mathbb{R}^3$, divide it in certain disjoint subsets, then you can rotate and translate these subsets to obtain two unit balls. You need at least $5$ weird subsets if you want to do this 'explicitly'. The weird thing about this construction is that it seems that you somehow doubled the volume of the ball simply by cutting it into several parts.
The simple explanation is that there was absolutely no reason to expect that the volume should be preserved under the construction, as some of the disjoint subsets are not measurable, i.e. have no volume.
A first step to understanding the paradox is showing that it is impossible to define a meaningful measure on all subsets of $\mathbb{R}$ that is translation-invariant and such that the measure of an interval $[a,b]$ is $b-a$ (and a bunch of other desired properties). You can look up Vitali sets as an easy example of non-measurable sets. These certain subsets in the paradox are also going to be very wild, much like the Vitali sets.
Edit: To avoid any confusion. I just want to remark that the Banach-Tarski paradox is in fact not a paradox. Mathematically speaking this construction of "the doubling of the ball" is possible.