I'm reading through some number theory and ran across a theorem where the proofs referenced were incomprehensible to me, and I was hoping there might be a simpler proof than slogging through another $\approx$100 pages of background.
The statement is that if you have a finite extension $K$ of the $p$-adic rationals $\mathbb{Q}_p$, and $\pi$ is a uniformizer of $\mathcal{O}_K$, then
$$[\mathcal{O}_K/\pi\mathcal{O}_K : \mathbb{Z}_p/p\mathbb{Z}_p] = v_p(\vert N(\pi)\vert)$$
In the non-$p$-adic case, where $K'$ is some extension of $\mathbb{Q}$ and where $\pi \vert p$, showing that $[\mathcal{O}_{K'}/\pi\mathcal{O}_{K'}:\mathbb{Z}/p\mathbb{Z}] = v_p(\vert N(\pi)\vert)$ is more straightforward to me: Since $\mathcal{O}_{K'}$ is a $\mathbb{Z}$-module, I can imagine it as $\mathbb{Z}^n$, and then the quotient by $\pi$ is like a lattice, with $\pi$ as matrix giving a basis of that lattice, and the volume of the fundamental parallelepiped is the determinant of that matrix, which is $N(\pi)$. The number of integer points in the fundamental parallelepiped will be equal to its volume, showing that $\vert \mathcal{O}_{K'}/\pi\mathcal{O}_{K'}\vert = \vert N(\pi)\vert$. Since $\vert\mathbb{Z}/p\mathbb{Z}\vert =p$, that gives the result.
But this doesn't seem to extend to the $p$-adic case. $\mathbb{Z}_p^n$ doesn't look like a lattice to me, and even if it were, I'm not sure how to relate the volume to the number of points in it.
Maybe I could argue that $\mathbb{Z}$ is a subring of $\mathbb{Z}_p$, and that $\mathbb{Z}_p/p\mathbb{Z}_p$ can take representatives of each coset from $\mathbb{Z}$, so I can treat $\mathcal{O}_K/\pi\mathcal{O}_K$ as a $\mathbb{Z}$-module. But then I can't seem to treat $\pi$ as a linear operator without causing problems with the determinant.
Or maybe, since $\mathbb{Z}_p/p\mathbb{Z}_p \cong \mathbb{Z}/p\mathbb{Z}$, I could show that $\mathcal{O}_K/\pi\mathcal{O}_K\cong \mathcal{O}_{K'}/\pi\mathcal{O}_{K'}$. Certainly I can say that every linear operator over $\mathbb{Z}_p/p\mathbb{Z}_p$ is a linear operator over $\mathbb{Z}/p\mathbb{Z}$, but I'm not sure that every element of $\mathcal{O}_K$ will form a linear operator that is equal to one from $\mathcal{O}_{K'}$. In fact this is almost certainly false, so the quotient by $\pi$ must be crucial, but I don't know how to incorporate this fact.
Is there a relatively simple proof of this, or any way to complete my attempts?
The problem is that you haven't really told us what you think is too much theory. I'll give a proof below with some annotations, hopefully this is enough.
Consider the function $\phi:K^\times \to \mathbb{R}$ given by
$$\phi(x):=\left|N(x)\right|_p^{\frac{1}{n}}$$
where $N:L^\times\to \mathbb{Q}_p^\times$ is the usual field norm, $n=[K:\mathbb{Q}_p]$, and $|\cdot|_p$ is the usual $p$-adic absolute value.
Since $\pi$ is a uniformizer of $K$ we know that $p=\pi^e u$ for some unit $u$ of $K$ $\color{red}{(1)}$. So then, we have that
$$\phi(\pi)^e\overset{{\color{red}{(2)}}}{=}\phi(\pi^e)\overset{{\color{red}{(3)}}}{=}\phi(\pi^e u)=\phi(p)=|p^n|_p^{\frac{1}{n}}=p^{-1}$$
From this, we see that
$$|N(\pi)|_p^{\frac{1}{n}}=p^{\frac{-1}{e}}$$
which implies that
$$|N(\pi)|=p^{\frac{-n}{e}}\overset{\color{red}{(4)}}{=}p^{-f}$$
But,
$$|N(\pi)|=p^{-v_p(N(\pi))}$$
so we deduce that
$$v_p(N(\pi))=f$$
where $f=[\mathcal{O}_K/\pi\mathcal{O}_K:\mathbb{F}_p]$.
$\color{red}{(1)}$ This is, essentially, a definition. Namely, we know that $p=\pi^e u$ for some $e$, and so I'm just naming this power--it's e.
$\color{red}{(2)}$ I am using the fact here that $\phi$ is multiplicative. This is clear since $N$ is multiplicative (since it's just a determinant!) and $|\cdot|_p$ is multiplicative.
$\color{red}{(3)}$ I've snuck in a sneaky $u$ here. The reason this is ok is that $\phi(u)=1$. Indeed, note that $N$ sends elements of $\mathcal{O}_K$ into elements of $\mathbb{Z}_p$. The reason is that $N(x)$ can be thought of as the constant term of the minimal polynomial for $x$, but if $x$ is $\mathcal{O}_K$ these minimal polynomial coefficients are in $\mathbb{Z}_p$. So, since $u$ is a unit it has an inverse $v$ in $\mathcal{O}_K$ and since $1=N(uv)=N(u)N(v)$ you know that $N(u)$ is not just in $\mathbb{Z}_p$ but $\mathbb{Z}_p^\times$ and thus $|N(u)|=1$ so $\phi(u)=1$.
$\color{red}{(4)}$ This is the only truly hard part I'm using. Namely, I am using the fac that $n=ef$. The proof of this is pretty simple though. Namely, note that $\mathcal{O}_K$ is a torsion free $\mathbb{Z}_p$ module and since $\mathbb{Z}_p$ is a PID this implies (by the structure theory of modules over PIDs) that $\mathcal{O}_K=\mathbb{Z}_p^r$ for some $r$. But, note that
$$\mathbb{Q}_p^r\cong \mathbb{Z}_p^r\otimes_{\mathbb{Z}_p}\mathbb{Q}_p\cong \mathcal{O}_K\otimes_{\mathbb{Z}_p}\mathbb{Q}_p=K$$
as $\mathbb{Q}_p$-modules. But, since $K=\mathbb{Q}_p^n$ where $n=[K:\mathbb{Q}_p]$ we know that $n=r$. So, we see that $\mathcal{O}_K$ is a free $\mathbb{Z}_p$-module of rank $n=[K:\mathbb{Q}_p]$. Thus, we see that
$$\mathcal{O}_K/p\mathcal{O}_K\cong \mathcal{O}_K\otimes_{\mathbb{Z}_p}\mathbb{Z}_p/p\mathbb{Z}_p$$
is a free module over $\mathbb{Z}_p/p\mathbb{Z}_p\cong \mathbb{F}_p$ of rank $n$. But, we can count the dimension of the $\mathbb{F}_p$-module $\mathcal{O}_K/p\mathcal{O}_K$ in another way. Namely, writing $p=\pi^e u$ for $u$ a unit it's easy to see using the PIDness that $\mathcal{O}_K/p\mathcal{O}_K$ has a filtration
$$\mathcal{O}_K/p\mathcal{O}_K\supseteq \pi\mathcal{O}_K/p\mathcal{O}_K\supseteq\cdots p^{e-1}\mathcal{O}_K/p\mathcal{O}_K\supseteq p^e\mathcal{O}_K/p\mathcal{O}_K=0$$
and that each $i$ we have an isomorphism of $\mathbb{F}_p$-modules
$$(\pi^i\mathcal{O}_K/p\mathcal{O}_K)/(\pi^{i+1}\mathcal{O}_K/p\mathcal{O}_K)\cong \mathcal{O}_K/\pi\mathcal{O}_K$$
So, since this filtration has length $e$ we see that
$$n=\dim_{\mathbb{F}_p} \mathcal{O}_K/p\mathcal{O}_K=e\dim_{\mathbb{F}_p}\mathcal{O}_K/\pi\mathcal{O}_K=ef$$
as desired.