Show that if $C$ is a planar closed curve of perimeter $P=0$, then it encloses an area of $A=0$.
This might seem like a stupid and obvious question, but the only mathematically sound proof I can think of is using the isoperimetric inequality, which would give us $$0^2=P^2 \geq 4\pi A,$$
thus obtaining $4\pi A = 0$ and so $A=0$ (since the area is, by definition, nonnegative).
Anybody have any simple or intuitive, rigorous proofs?
Pick two points $p,q$ on the curve. Then the arc from $p$ to $q$ has length $\ge |q-p|$. Conclude that $q=p$.