I am attempting to prove that the subset of $\mathbf{R}^3$ satisfying $x^2 + z^2 = y^2$ is not a surface, where
a surface is a subset of $\mathbf{R}^3$ for every point in which there is a co-ordinate patch whose image contains that point and is contained in the subset
and
a co-ordinate patch is a smooth, injective, regular function from an open region of $\mathbf{R}^2$ to $\mathbf{R}^3$.
Having seen this visualized, I know this space is composed of two infinite cones joined at their tips (that is, at the origin). Intuitively, I then know that this is the problematic point that stops the entire set being a surface. However, I am having trouble constructing a reason why there cannot be a co-ordinate patch containing the origin; that is, showing which of the conditions on a co-ordinate patch cannot be satisfied, and why.
My attempt: If $\bar{x} : D \to \mathbf{R}^3$ were such a co-ordinate patch, I feel that because $D$ is open and $\bar{x}$ is continuous that there would necessarily be a "jump" from one of the cones composing the space to the other. As in, there would exist some point on the cone with positive $y$ and some point on the other cone with negative $y$ whose inputs in $D$ are close but which are obviously not close on the space.
Any help is greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance.
Hint
Call $C=\{x^2+z^2=y^2\}$ the cone. I introduce also $C_\pm=C\cap\{\pm y\geq0\}$.
Assume that there is $\phi\in C^1(D,C)$ with $D\subset \mathbb R^2$ open and connected, $0\in D$ and $\phi(0)=0$.
We prove that $\phi(D)$ is entirely contained in either $C_+$ or $C_-$. Assume the contrary. Then $\phi(D)\setminus\{0\}$ is not connected. But $$ \phi(D)\setminus\{0\} = \phi(D\setminus\{0\}) $$ has to be connected because it is the image of the connected set $D\setminus\{0\}$.
So now you have $\phi\in C^1(D,C_+)$. Can you see what goes wrong with the derivatives of $\phi$ at the origin?