I was showing someone the graph of $0.1x^9+0.6x^5+0.5x^2 + x$ on Wolframalpha (for this question, any real valued polynomial will do)
Someone asked me why the graphs of polynomials are smooth no matter what interval on $\mathbb{R}$ we look.
More precisely, the person asked me why there isn't random ripples like
or
as we travel along the graph of the polynomial.
Or using another example, imagine $x^2$, why isn't there a sinusoid like perturbation for this function in the range $(10000000018.3, 10000000019.1)$? A tinie tiny sinusoid?
My answer was basically that we can check the derivative and see that it is always going up or down. However, I am not totally satisfied with this answer.
So, what would be a good way to explain to someone why there isn't random oscillation (or ripples) in the interval (using another example, say) $(-398, -386)$ for the polynomial $x^{340} + 0.5x^{238} + 0.4x^{77} + 4$?



If $f$ is a degree $n$ polynomial then $f'$ is a degree $n - 1$ polynomial, and has at most $n - 1$ roots. That means that there can be at most $n - 1$ local maxima and minima of the function $f$. Likewise, this caps the number of changes in concavity.
This really strongly constrains the ripply behavior that you're talking about.