Today I was working on a spreadsheet to generate equilateral triangles. I perceived the question in terms of finding values for a, b, f and g in the following diagram so that the red dots are equidistant.
Each distance is a hypotenuse and so describable with the Pythagorean Theorem. (The given values are the squares of the hypotenuse, but I think we can use them instead of the roots.)
From there it seems a system of three equations. But something funny happens when I try to simplify.
It seems to me that tautologies arise for two reasons: all numbers are solutions, or we substituted an equation into itself. Neither seems to be the case here. So what happened? Can you suggest a comparable (but correct) way to generate the vertices of equilateral triangles in Excel?



You did substitute an equation into itself, in a way. Although you have written down three equations, one of them is redundant: if $H_1, H_2, H_3$ are the lengths of the three hypotenuses, and we know $H_1 = H_2$ and $H_2 = H_3$, then $H_1 = H_3$ follows.
You've simplified two of the equations and substituted the results into the third, which yields a tautology.
The reason we only have two equations is that the system has two degrees of freedom.
So it makes sense to solve for two of the variables in terms of the other two. The nicest choice turns out to be to solve for $a$ and $g$ in terms of $b$ and $f$ (or vice versa), giving us (by means of equation-solving software) $$a = b + f \sqrt3, \qquad g = b \sqrt3 + f.$$
This is easier to obtain by a different argument. The vector $1\to 2$, with coordinates $(-b, -f-g)$, is a $60^\circ$ counter-clockwise rotation of the vector $1\to 3$, with coordinates $(-a-b, -f)$. So we may write down the matrix equation $$\begin{bmatrix}-b \\ -f-g\end{bmatrix} = \begin{bmatrix}\cos 60^\circ &-\sin 60^\circ \\ \sin 60^\circ & \cos 60^\circ\end{bmatrix} \begin{bmatrix}-a-b \\ -f\end{bmatrix}$$ which gives us two linear equations to solve: $$\begin{cases} b = \frac12(a+b) - \frac{\sqrt3}{2}f \\ f+g = \frac{\sqrt3}{2}(a+b) + \frac12f\end{cases}$$ and solving for $a$ and $g$ yields the same solution.