A ring can be defined as a near-ring satisfying two-sided distributivity, whose underlying additive group is Abelian. Negating this second stipulation, we obtain the following definition. A silly-ring is a near-ring satisfying two-sided distributivity, whose underlying additive group is non-Abelian.
Do silly-rings exist?
Yes, they exist. Let $(R,+)$ be any non-Abelian group. Define $xy=0$ for all $x,y\in R$. (Ask a silly question, . . .)