Given: $y = -|2x + 1|-3$
I came up with the graph of...
$1, -7$
$0, -5$
$-1, -3$
$-2, -1$
$-3, 1$
If you were to graph this, it would turn out to be an entirely straight line. This is an absolute value function, so should it not turn at the vertex? What am I missing?

Hint:
$$y=-|2x+1|-3=\begin{cases}-2x-1-3=-2x-4&\text{, if}\;\;\;2x+1\ge 0\Longleftrightarrow x\ge-\frac{1}{2}\\{}\\\;\;\;2x+1-3=\;\;\;2x-2&\text{, if}\;\;\;2x+1<0\Longleftrightarrow x<-\frac{1}{2}\end{cases}$$
so you can see all your values are wrong.