Why does $\lim\limits_{x\to\infty}(x!)^{1/x}\neq 1?$
As far as I know, anything to the power of $0$ is $1$.
We have a factorial raised to $1/\infty=0$, but the limit is not $1$? I don't even know what the limit is. But it seems like infinity? Why is this?

That doesn't follow: $1/x$ is not the same as $0$ even for very large values of $x$. Keep in mind that "the limit as $x$ goes to infinity" is not the same thing as "plug in infinity wherever you see $x$". It is about how the function is behaving for larger and larger $x$. No matter how large $x$ gets, $1/x$ is still positive and as such we can find a (possibly huge) real number $\alpha$ such that $\alpha^{1/x}$ is as big as we want. For example, you will agree that
$$\lim_{x \to \infty} (a^x)^{1/x} = a.$$
Combining this with the fact that $x! > a^x$ for any $a$ and sufficiently large $x$, it shouldn't be too surprising that
$$\lim_{x \to \infty} (x!)^{1/x} = \infty.$$