This is the problem:
Suppose you are given a finite set of coins in the plane, all with different diameters. Show that one of the coins is tangent to at most $5$ of the others.
I can easily imagine a coin with more than $5$ coins tangent to it, so I'm obviously missing something.

It didn't say ALL of the coins are tangent to at most five others. One of them may be tangent to a thousand others. But you're asked to show that somewhere among all those coins, there is one that is not tangent to more than five others.
How many coins are tangent to the smallest one?