Let $x$ and $y$ be functions defined on a simply connected (open or closed) portion of the surface of a (unit) sphere, and consider the following system of PDEs:
\begin{align} \|\nabla x\|^2 = \|\nabla y\|^2 = \| \nabla x \times \nabla y \|^2 \end{align}
(Some suitable conditions may be provided.) Are there non-constant solutions for such a system ? Any ideas about how to reduce it to single equations for $x$ and $y$ ?
Consider the vectors $\nabla x=\vec{u}$ and $\nabla y=\vec{v}$ at some point. The functions $x$ and $y$ are defined on the surface of a sphere, so their gradients must be tangent to the surface of the sphere. So $\vec u\times \vec v$ must point radially out of the sphere. Now if $\theta$ is the angle between $\vec u$ and $\vec v$, then your equations are basically $|u|^2=|v|^2=|u||v|\sin\theta$. These two equations imply that $\theta=\pm 90^o$, or simply, $\nabla x\perp\nabla y$. I guess you can have $x$ be any function you want, and then you can construct $y$ by maybe adding a constant everywhere first and then rotating it appropriately so that its gradient field lies perpendicular to $x$'s gradient everywhere.
EDIT: As pointed out in the comments, there is a silly mistake in this answer that renders it useless. Sorry.