I know I should remember this from high school geometry, but what's the simplest curve that is crosses (0,0) and (as x increases) rises to be asymptotic to a horizontal line? (I'm not sure whether I want an inflection point or not -- I'm just trying to convert an open-ended number into a bounded "score".)
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You mention in comments to Zev's answer that you want f(1/2)=50 and f(50)=99. Together with the other constraints, we can use this to design an appropriate function. The most elementary way to get an asymptote is by division, so suppose f had the form $$f(x) = 100 - \frac{100}{g(x)}$$ where $g$ is a some function to be designed. We can then fix three values for g, namely g(0)=1, g(1/2)=2 and g(50)=100. The simplest way to get a function to pass through three known point is to make it a quadratic polynomial, so we have $$g(x) = ax^2+bx+c$$ for constants a, b, and c to be determined. Inserting our known points gives us three equations with three unknowns, which can be solved to get $$a = \frac{-1}{2475}, b = 2-\frac{a}{2}, c=1$$ A negative a won't do (it would cause the function to begin dropping away from f=100 at very large x), but luckily the exact computed a is so small that we don't lose much by just setting it to 0. Thus the final design will be just $$f(x) = 100 - \frac{100}{2x + 1}$$ which makes f(0)=0, f(0.5)=50, f(50)=99.01. And luckily it also happens to be strictly increasing (and convex) for positive $x$.