(Textbook accepted) Definition: The median of a random variable X is any real value $m$ s.t. $P(X \geq m)\geq\frac{1}{2}$ and $P(X \leq m)\geq \frac{1}{2}$.
I've come up with 4 alternative definitions of the "median." I'm writing to ask whether those would also work against all counterexamples.
$(1)$
A "median" of a random variable X is any real value $m$ s.t. $P(X \geq m) < \frac{1}{2}$ and $P(X \leq m) < \frac{1}{2}$.
$(2)$
A "median" of a random variable X is any real value $m$ s.t. $P(X \geq m) < \frac{1}{2}$ and $P(X \leq m) \leq \frac{1}{2}$ .
$(3)$ A "median" of a random variable X is any real value $m$ s.t. $P(X \geq m) \leq \frac{1}{2}$ and $P(X \leq m) \leq \frac{1}{2}$
$(4)$
A "median" of a random variable X is any real value $m$ s.t. $P(X \geq m) \leq \frac{1}{2}$ and $P(X \leq m) < \frac{1}{2}$
For every $m\in\mathbb R$ we have:$$P(X\geq m)+P(X\leq m)=P(X=m)+1\geq1\tag1$$Now draw conclusions for (1),(2) and (4).
Concerning (3):
Note that $(1)$ implies that the "median" defined this way is forced to take a value $m$ such that $P(X=m)=0$, so it will not always coincide with what is normally called the median.