I have a curve such that as $x$ approaches infinity, $y$ approaches $2$, and as $x$ approaches negative infinity, $y$ approaches infinity. I know it contains the following approximate points:
$$(0, 70),\ (5, 40),\ (25, 11),\ (50, 2.2).$$
How can I find a function that approximates this curve? Neither logarithms nor powers under $1$ have worked for me.

A function with exponential decay and a horizontal asymptote of y=2 will have the form $$ y= A e^{-Cx} + 2\tag1 $$ If you subtract $2$ from both sides and take the log, this gives $$ \log(y-2) =\log A - Cx\tag2 $$ Equation (2) says that there is a linear relationship between $\log(y-2)$ and $x$. So one way to fit this curve is to fit a line (either by eye, or by using a software package) to the four pairs $$ (0, \log(68)),\quad (5,\log(38)),\quad (25, \log (9)),\quad (50, \log(0.2))$$ If the line turns out to have slope $m$ and intercept $b$, then you can solve for $A$ and $C$ in (1) using the relationships $m=-C$ and $b=\log A$.