"Simple" means that it doesn't use any integral or multivariable calculus concepts.
A friend of mine who's taking a differential calculus course came up with the problem
Prove that among all the quadrilaterals with a given perimeter, the one with the biggest area is the square.
I solved the problem with Lagrange multipliers, using $2h + 2b$ as the function and $hb = A$ as the constraint. But I'm the one who took the multivariable calculus course, not him.
So I'd like to know if there's a way of proving this theorem using differential calculus concepts, or even geometry and trigonometry.

In the case of rectangles, here's a solution of the dual problem: find the rectangle of smallest perimeter for a given area. The shapes should be the same.
Just complete the square (if you can pardon the expression). The width is $w$; the height is $A/w$ (where $A$ is the area). So the semi-circumference is $$ w + \frac A w = \left(w - 2\sqrt{A}+ \frac A w\right) + 2\sqrt{A} = \left(\sqrt{w} - \sqrt{\frac{A}{w}}\right)^2 + 2\sqrt{A}. $$ This is as small as possible when the expression that gets squared is $0$. So that $=0$ when $w=\text{what?}$
Later edit: Now let's try it more directly. The perimeter is $4\ell$. You have a rectangle with two opposite sides of length $k$ and and two of length $2\ell-k$. The area is $$ \begin{align} A & = k(2\ell-k) = -k^2 + 2k\ell = -\Big(k^2 - 2k\ell\Big) = -\Big(k^2 -2k\ell + \ell^2\Big) +\ell^2 \\[8pt] & = -\Big(k-\ell\Big)^2 + \ell^2. \end{align} $$ This is as big as possible when $k=\ell$, so you have a square.
We still have the case of non-rectangles to deal with.